Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Secret Agent Man Overboard

I have a high-speed internet connection at home, which I'm using right this very second! That's right; I finally ditched my dial-up rig! I know what you're thinking.

I called the special cancellation number at my dial-up company to cancel, and the guy didn't take it well at all.

"It's not you...it's me," I reassured him. "We can totally still be friends," but we all know that never works.

2 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

Did he offr ya "make-up sex"? Hes rquired to. Its in th company script. He can get fired fer failin to.

paul said...

No. He didn't.