Sunday, June 28, 2009

New U-Lane Comic

Ta-dah! There's a new Underwear Lane comic over there on Underwear Lane.

Unlike the last one (which had been sitting in a drawer for months before being discovered, scanned and uploaded), this one is fresh as a day lily.

Also, don't worry; this one contains the f-word. -Does it ever!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Sunday, June 21, 2009

New Song Just For You

Maybe you know, maybe you don't: I do this music thing, and a new record is in the works. I thought I'd upload a new song from the new record so all the children of the world can laugh and play again. This one's called "the golden ache" check it out right this second.

David of Novi Split played drums and much of the guitar on this track(he played the intricate guitar parts; I played the easy stuff), and his input made it into something way better than it would have otherwise been. He's easily the most gifted musician I know, and no one who knows him would even bat an eye at that statement. He also keeps a fine blog here, on which he wrote some really nice things about me a few days ago. For the moment, I'm withholding too much glowing commentary about him, so as not to seem like I'm merely trying to reciprocate, but watch out.

Do watch out.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

More Things That Will Never Happen

I'd found some faux marble masonite panels a few weeks ago, and Danelectro guitars were made from finished masonite, so I had the idea that I should make a guitar. Of course, you and I both know there's no way in hell that's ever going to happen.

I was experimenting with body shape designs, and I basically just stole images of guitars I liked from the internet and substituted a picture of my faux marble panel for the guitar's actual finish. That's as far as this project is likely to get. Here are some really rough mock ups:

Gibson "Non-Reverse" Firebird


Gretsch Duo Jet


This was a Danelectro


This was a real Danelectro or a Coral


Whether or not it's a good idea for me to build a guitar is pretty much irrelevant; It'll never ever happen in a millon years anyway.

THE END