Satchmo & You

A guy at work: "Hey, Paul, would you marry a porn star?"

Pause.

"Yes."

"You would? You'd marry a porn star?"

"I hate to think that I'd discriminate against a girl just because of her job."

Pause.

"Come on. Really."

"We're assuming a porn star would want to marry me?"

"Yes."

Pause.

"Sure, I'd marry a porn star, if we were 'in love.'" (Finger-quotes)

"Really? See, I don't think I could. You wouldn't have a hard time dealing with the fact that she's a porn star?"

"I didn't say it wouldn't be a little...inconvenient."