Hi. What's a burrito?
It's ingredients rolled up into a tortilla, right? Yes. That's why "The World's Biggest Burrito" is always such bullshit, because it's invariably made with multiple tortillas. I think in order to really qualify, a "Giant Burrito" should have to be made with one single giant fucking tortilla.
Oh, but, "Mew, mew, mew, where are we gonna get a tortilla that big, or an oven that big, or maybe not necessarily an oven, but whatever people cook tortillas on?" Did you ever hear Gustav Eiffel whining about, "Where are we gonna get a whatever?" No, you fucking did not, so quit moaning, and if you have to, make the oven yourself, or maybe not an oven but whatever it is people cook tortillas on, even if you have to melt down the iron and forge one yourself and just make the biggest goddamn burrito in the world.
What part of this do you not understand?
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A burrito is a littl burro. Th werlds biggist burrito woud still be littl, or else it woud end up bein eithr a burro or a burrissimo insteada a burrito.
wow with all that cussing i would say you are really passionat about this giamt burrito.......simmer down there big guy....take a few deep breathes...try to remember that lame movie with balkey from perfect strangers where he played a phycic and the only way to calm him down was with candy ? .....take a few urine luck m&m's ... youll feel better ...
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