Saturday, February 23, 2008

Cat and Mouse and Dog

At what age are you too old to have "a crush?" Like, when you're 90, do you have "crushes" on people?

It's not "cool" to have "crushes." The Fonz never had "a crush" on someone.

I know, you're thinking he had "a crush" on Pinky, but he didn't. The Fonz had "a thing" for Pinky.

And that's a completely different thing.

2 comments:

Geritopia said...

It's OK to have crushes until you reach the age of 36 years and 61 days. However, the Chinese and Mayan calendar dispute this by 1 day. Crushes, or fancying the little girlie down the hall beyond this limit, may bring bad luck to the townsfolk. So there's good reason to be concerned.

Never bite off more than you can chew. And always carry a switchblade if you want to loiter safely.

paul said...

Yeah. I know, huh?