New New New

Hey! Check out the all-new Underwear Lane comic. It's more fun than a barrel.

Ben Franklin Boogie

I've come up with a new "words to live by" children's limerick along the lines of, "God made the dirt and dirt don't (sic) hurt."

Here's mine: "God made poo, and it can't hurt you."

(Honestly, I'm not sure if two lines constitutes a limerick, and I'm pretty sure you care less than I do about it.)

I Don't Want

...to overstate the obvious, but eggs are REALLY, REALLY GOOD.